A Forceful Application of Sugar

What you are looking at here is the prototype for dynamic confectionery goodness. Made out of the extruding parts of an espresso machine, drill bit funnel, 1/2 soda bottle, 12 volt motor and a lot of sugar this machine is set to stun and compel the world into Type II diabetes. The machine is a working model that extrudes strands of cotton candy and propels it up to 3 feet away. Josh Gordonson, the maker of this fine device, hopes to add parts for coloring the cotton candy and a more directional focus along with spikes and a butter compartment for caramel (okay the spikes and butter are my addition) so that it can shoot up to 10-15 feet. Josh is the October recipient for the Awesome Foundation grant and will be using his massive check:

To ensure that future generations do not go without a solution to the 2AM problem of how one injects assorted colorful arrays of sugar fluff into oneself, roommates and passersby. Bravo Josh.